I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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