You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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