Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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