we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
