The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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