Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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