Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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