I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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