Someone shit on the floor
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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