I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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