I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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