They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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