weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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