forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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