I feel like I'm in dance class right now
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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