Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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