if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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