If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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