we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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