No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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