I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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