kristin has been a bad kristin
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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