I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Hippo gnu deer
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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