So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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