nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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