May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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