You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize