Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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