Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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