first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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