So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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