And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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