I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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