You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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