my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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