just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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