stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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