so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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