Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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