was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Randomize
