There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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