I am spending my child support on dildos
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
The air taste purple.
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