What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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