I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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