Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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