So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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