So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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