So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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