Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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