it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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