talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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