we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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