That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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