Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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