i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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