Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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