I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We have started to decorate penises.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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