Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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